No one makes it out alive

dailyseinfeld:

ELLEN: Oh, Jerry, can you hold on a sec? I just want to check my messages.. Oh, Melissa! Kim!
MELISSA: Ellen.
ELLEN: Hey! You guys, I want you to meet Jerry.
MELISSA: Ohh, we’ve heard a lot about you! (Confidentially) It is so sweet of you to take her out.
KIM: Yeah, you don’t even know how much she needs this.
JERRY: (Sympathetically) She coming of a bad break-up?
KIM: (Casually) No.

(via The Van Buren Boys)

framptastic:

34A LED daisy oufit for sale! $55

http://www.etsy.com/listing/91909763/34a-led-daisy-bra-and-panties

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theladydub:

So amazing.

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